Presenting... my greatest invention!
The Flint Lock... whoa!
Steve!
Nerd!
Flint Lockwood!
Uh oh!
Come on, Swallow Falls! Park it! Cheeks in the seats!
Slap it down.
Hey, Flint!
Hey, Sam!
Oh, uh, that seat is actually kinda taken.
Oh.
Steve!
I see. Well, I'll just sit over here then.
Sure. So buddy, you excited for the big lottery?
Testing. Testing. Money money money. Hello.
Cheques cheques cheques cheques cheques
certified cheques.
So who's ready to find out the winner of this year's
Swallow Falls million-dollar lottery prize?
Hahaha.
First thing I do if I get more money,
I'm gonna double side this mirror.
That way you get Baby Brent comin' and goin'.
Comin' and going.
I'll also get side-view mirrors
so you get the full spectrum of Baby Brent.
And I could train a kitty circus
and put on the Greatest Show on Earth.
What? Oh yeah, I'm the crazy one.
And now, my totally trustworthy son, Gil
will pull the winning ticket at complete random!
Anything for you, Dad.
Just get in the cage!
I'm getting in the cage!
Not that one. What I have in my hand...
No. Here is...
No. Presenting...
Pick again. The winning tick...
What I've got here...
The one with the thumbprint. Yes.
Oh.
The winning ticket must have the following sequence:
seven, five, eleven, sardine facing left-
Come on.
Two-headed sardine.
My face doing this.
Aaaaand a finger.
I never win a lottery!
Hold up. I just remembered. I have a ticket, too.
But what are the odds that little ol' me would win?
Wait, I can't find my ticket. Where is it?
It was right here! In my ticket pocket!
The one I always put the winning ticket in.
Where is it?
Hey look, everyone! Steve won!
That's my ticket!
Steve! Steve! Steve!
See that monkey?
He's my number one bestest-best friend ever!
I thought I was your number one bestest-best friend ever.
Ohhhhh! That ticket will be mine.
Could he stop doing that?
It's OK, Dad. Steve's a millionaire monkey now
like that millionaire monkey on that TV show.
You know, "Millionaire Monkey"?
STACHE!
That's right! You have a big stash of moolah.
Stevey Stevey bud bud.
I'm going fishing.
I'm here to see my main monkey-man!
Whattup, Stevie-boy?
Stevey town, Steven beans. Heard you won the million.
What! Guess that means we can finally get the
solid gold statue of me that we always wanted! Ch-pow!
Just hold it one sec. You and Steve are best friends?
Uh, yeah. Haven't you ever heard of that
hip hop super crew, 'Chunky and the Monkey'?
SICK SANDWICHES BE BUMPING THEY BE THUMPIN Y'ALL.
AND MY MONKEY MAN SCIENCE HE BE CRUMPIN Y'ALL.
THIS 'WITCH WILL HAUNT YOUR GUTS YO.
FUNKY!
THIS 'WITCH WILL HAUNT YOUR GUTS.
WORD!
I thought I was Steve's number one bestest bud.
Now I find out he has another?
Well, if it isn't my amigo.
CHEESE.
Estaban.
You know Steve too?
In my past, I was a celebrated photographer
and Esteban was my muse.
That's it. Now pick it. Smell it.
Scratch like you just don't care!
Wow. I had no idea Steve had such a colourful past.
Steve Lockwood!
Mr. Earl!
Don't tell me you're best buddies with Steve, too?!
One hundred percent positutely absolutely!
Together, we were the Rangers of Danger!
Scaling mountains, slapping bobcats. Just a man, a monkey...
STEVE.
...And memories I will never forget.
So where's that monkey money of ours?
Look guys, I'm sure Steve is super excited
to see all his old buddies...
but he's only got ONE bestest-best friend
and that's me!
Steve! It's Papa Shelbourne.
Time to go home. Don't forget to bring that winning ticket.
I'm afraid that's not possible.
Steve's my best-bro!
Wrongo! We're bro-mates.
We shared a uh, chair together in college. We sat on it.
Steve, I can't stop laughing when I think about
that time you flung poo at, uh, our Latin Professor.
You remember that? Poous Flungus. Haha!
Good one, Steve!
Did you see what just happened?
My bestest friend just ignored me! Like I didn't exist!
You have no idea how that feels.
You're right, Flint. How could I possibly imagine
how it feels to be ignored by someone
I thought was my best friend?
I knew she wouldn't get it.
Daddy! Ow!
I see you like destroying my things.
Ow!
Like that irreplaceable vase.
Not a problem, just give me the ticket!
I can destroy stuff too, Dad!
Man down! Man down!
Just get the ticket from your brother!
He's not my brother!
When he's worth a million bucks
he can be your mom for all I care!
Maybe you could do that outside for a change.
Change. That's right, Dad! That's what I need. Change!
I don't need irreplaceable Steve! I'm an inventor.
I can invent some new friends.
All aboard, gravy train.
Making all local stops. Toot, toot!
Welding! Wiring! Riveting.
Alone. So alone.
Voila! Although specifically designed for monkey thoughts,
there's no scientific reason why the
Flint Lockwood Thought Translator shouldn't work
on another lab assistant.
Pant, pant, pant, pant.
No.
I plot your destruction while you sleep.
No.
No one will ever be like Steve.
Good one, Stevie.
But we usually keep our fires in the fireplace.
Daddy!
Ohh, you're making it really hard to give you
the cold shoulder.
Steve used to lick my shoulder.
Of course he did.
Did I ever tell you the story of how we met?
It was a Tuesday. In fact, it was a gummi bear Tuesday.
Gummi bear?
Touching. Especially the part about it being a Tuesday.
Gummi Bear Tuesday. But, what a story.
Friendship. Intrigue. And now, nothing. I'm alone.
Completely and utterly alone!
What? What about me?
You keep saying Steve's your best friend,
but we're super-tight, absolute besty-best buddies too!
Or have you completely forgotten that?
Sam! Of course we are. But you're my best girlfriend.
What?
Not that you're my girlfriend. Steve, he's my best boyfriend.
Oh.
Not that he's my boyfriend.
He's my best friend who is a boy-slash-monkey-slash-friend.
You're my best girl-slash-human-slash-friend
who isn't a monkey.
Ummm...
The point is, you're important to me.
I guess I took it for granted that you knew that.
Well, I do now.
♪
So you wanna help me get my monkey back?
Sure, let's do it.
Gimme the ticket.
Gil, turn off the vacuum! The pain is beyond excruciating!
Just let go of the broom, Dad.
You don't tell me what to do.
Steve! I am your bestest best friend. Don't you remember?
Gummi bear Tuesday?
Stevie, my love.
Let-Let's just be reasonable.
You lose, Lockwood. Steve is my winning ticket.
He's with me. You, my friend, are utterly friendless.
Hey! I'm his friend.
Yeah, that's a real thrill, kid.
Steve, you belong with Flint. You know you two are buddies.
Psst, Stevie. Yummy yummy yum yum.
Steve! I knew you'd remember.
Ten seconds ago I wasn't sure, but now I know!
MY TICKET!
NO! Now I'm still rich...
but LESS RICH! SLIGHTLY LESS RICH THAN BEFORE.
I AM STILL QUITE WELL OFF.
Hey Sam, I almost forgot... here.
To get you started on your kitty circus.
Awww! Are you serious?
It's the thought that counts.